Dorkies Rumors!
If you're like me (you should be so lucky) you want to know what Logan REALLY meant when he told us about getting "paid." Yes, Logan himself sets that and other Dorkie rumors straight. And for the record, NONE OF THE DORKIES ARE GAY!
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-Most of the original Dorkies were killed in a helicopter accident while recording the soundtrack to the Twilight Zone movie. Logan, who at the time was a mere roadie, took over the lead spot.
FALSE, but if I recall correctly, the lead actor in the segment that John Landis directed DID die during this accident.
-The entire "A Party in my Pants" album was written by a hooker named Wanda. To date, Logan Lee has written no songs for the Dorkies. He did, however, write three of the Beatles songs, two for Little Jimmy Dickens, and that one Eddie Murphy did with Michael Jackson. He's also the actual singing voice of Ice Cube.
FALSE, if this were true I would be getting more dates.
-If you play the Dorkies' album "The Melodramatic Return of David Watts" backwards, you'll realize it hasn't been released yet.
TRUE/FALSE. If you could play it, this would be true.
-Logan is actually a woman.
FALSE, and I'm not gay either!
-Taken from page 91 of "The Gay Almanac" (Published by The National Museum and Archive of Lesbian and Gay History) "Nancy/Nance- A gay man, taken from nineteenth-century British slang for Buttocks. Also called "Nancy-boy.""
TRUE/FALSE. I should admit that I sent this to Christina. At the time I wrote "Nancy Feels Fine" I just got the title from Chevy Chase on an old SNL skit. However, while researching a college paper on gay marriage I stumbled across this odd information. And to think, "Nancy Feels Fine" is The Dorkies theme song!
-"I'm in Love (With Norman Bates' Mother)," "Billy's a Porn Star," and Nancy Feels Fine" are all gay rights songs.
FALSE. This is a joke that got started when my creative writing teacher asked me if "Norman Bates' Mother" was a gay rights song. For the record, I've NEVER written a gay rights song.
-Logan first fell in love in Chattanooga Tennessee which is why "It Happens" is subtitled "Chattanooga."
TRUE/FALSE. The song wasn't just about falling in love, it was also about getting use to living in a new town.
-Logan is gay as proved by several of the songs in "A Party in My Pants" and the line "My girlfriend will call me gay but that's okay! I don't like her anyway" in "The Bridge of a Song"
FALSE, but I am 25% gay according to an online test. That aside, if you read the stuff before that line you'll see that she's calling me gay because I'm wearing RED PANTS!
-Billy, who "Billy's a Porn Star Now" was written about, sent Logan an email telling him to remove the song from "A Party in My Pants."
FALSE. "Billy's a Porn Star" does not feature anybody's REAL name from my high school class.
-David Watts is taken from a Kinks song.
TRUE. The Kinks wrote a song called "David Watts," which described him as being the perfect man.
-"My Last Date (Valentine's Day)" is based on true events.
TRUE, but a few minor things were changed in order to make it rhyme. Try to figure out which...
-Christina, the lovely, smart, and all around GREAT looking young woman who runs this site, at one time dated the head Dorkie himself: Logan Lee.
TRUE, but it's a long story. -Christina
-The Dorkies suck (booty).
FALSE, and whoever told you that is not getting a X'mas gift from me! -Christina
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Got a rumor? Email me and Logan will let us know if it's true or false!
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